The security that comes with having a job cannot be underestimated.
The safe net a salary provides reduces the financial burden on the employee and respective benefactors.
However, crossing the hurdle of the human resources department is one crucial stage.
Many hacks have been documented on how to better prepare for a job interview. But most of the time, the practical and theory go two separate ways.
A Twitter user, Diji asked at what point prospective employees found out that they had flunked that all-important interview.
~ How did you know you weren’t going to get the job during your job interview?
Share your story
— Diji (@directordiji) October 29, 2022
And despite how harsh the realisation sounded, some social media users shared their moments.
18 months after graduating with a microbiology first degree (2’1), decided to try a job in that field… Interview question, what is microbiology? I had forgotten.
So on my way back home, I branch chicken republic to celebrate the waste of 4 years. https://t.co/6rtGcodv8F
— Anthony (@anthonioclever) October 31, 2022
Some responses were also very hilarious.
Read the reactions below:
they gave us coding test. i didn’t even understand the question let alone how to solve it so i started downloading with their wifi.
they caught me. https://t.co/HTsSJWMgRK— ‘Jide (@Jide_OT) October 31, 2022
Foreign Job interview- wanted to confirm the call time was 7pm(WAT), I sent 7pm(WAP) instead.
This was the same period a song with similar title by Cardi B was trending. https://t.co/HTcDJsI5d9— Tunde Onakoya (@Tunde_OD) October 31, 2022
Omo, I spy person CV oh. One of the core competences I wrote was “Ingenuity”. I spied it too. It was for a teaching job in a nursery school oh. The man carried my CV and asked me the meaning of ingenuity. I said it means fake. Oga start to laugh. I just told him to give me my CV.
— Jeff Chang (@jeffreyvictor14) October 30, 2022
Just after nysc was desperately job hunting and I was killing the interview when they said I was really well spoken and they would rather have me in their marketing team, I replied God forbid.
There was awkward silence for about a minute then we’ll get back to you— Rue
(@femiri_annie) October 30, 2022
Interviewer asked about my experience with a Pivot Table. Me thinking it was a physical table, started listing lies. Talked abt hw I had used it in my previous job for manual labor. After interview was over, looked up Pivot Table on google. It is a tool on Microsoft Excel
— ʍǝᴉʌᴉɾǝp (@dejiview) October 30, 2022
During the interview one of the staff walked in and stretched his hands towards me for a handshake, I stretched mine and he said ‘next time, stand when you want to shake someone’ I replied ‘can’t you see I’m in an interview?’
— Ogbuefi (@sholz_ardin) October 30, 2022
Went for interview with Dufil Prima Foods and was asked to use SWOT Analysis to analyse Indomie. For weakness, I sha said studies show that unprocessed food increases the risk of cancer. After that statement I never checked my mail for their feedback
— ⓜⓡ. ⓙⓞⓢⓗ (@MrJosh__) October 30, 2022
Couldn’t defend the lies on the CV. I just ended with this is me what you see you get . pic.twitter.com/bZg39mqFRT
— SirAnderson Omoba☆
♤♡♧ (@omobaanderson) October 30, 2022
When I asked them why I should work for them.
“You’ve asked me why i should be hired for the role. I’d like to know why I should work with you. What’s your employee value proposition?”
Then they said that was the end of the interview
— Peter Obi’s Black Kaftan (@The_Ngozi) October 29, 2022
When they asked me if I prefer working alone or in a team? … I said na plenty meat Dey make soup sweet … even me shock after i made the statement… Got outside and was shouting God abeg … i got the job shaaaa
— Osha (@GOshanimi) October 30, 2022
Got to interview early it was by 12pm, got there by 11am. I was the only one at the interview room, I wanted until 1:30 pm, no one came to attend to us. I went outside to get water to drink because I was tasty, saw a bet9ja shop, went in, started playing virtual left there 9pm.
— An2ny (@thereal_ba2bo) October 30, 2022
